I endorse this tumblr

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Oh well I’m sure there are some more legit Tumblr RP’ers around here I could meet

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SOOOOO I’m trying to gave a nice game of Let’s All Fucking Kill Eachother on Minecraft with my friends but the maps being difficult. The map is Survival Games 2

I’ve got the server and map installed and its working fine

the thing is I can’t figure out:

How does one properly host this thing?


In regards of like being in a position where I can start the game for the others and then fly around like a boss and watch them all, then when they inevitably die a bloody death I can make them ghosts and fly with me like brethren.

Yes I am a noob.

help?

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Because they’ve been giving me feels since the first time Jojen appeared and the last episode I don’t even know but oh my god I ship Brojen what even I feel sort of dirty for once no regrets

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Source: feelsandfollies

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Stahp it.
Making me ship weird dirty ships
Bad game of thrones.

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egberts:

mabeltron3000:

oomshi:

me when my mom says we’re getting mcdonalds

Jesus Christ what is happening

we’re going to mcdonalds

egberts:

mabeltron3000:

oomshi:

me when my mom says we’re getting mcdonalds

Jesus Christ what is happening

we’re going to mcdonalds

(via blackstraps)

Source: ozzyosborntodie

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  • “Look at your foot placement, you’re never going to make it on the cheer squad!”
  • “Now get down and propose, you better not have that walmart ring, cobe!”
  • “Bend it over for jesus!”
  • “Raise your hands over your head like you’re beyonce!”
  • “I love how your butt sticks out like you have a big ol’ donkey booty.” “…I do.”
  • “You’re just not star material, cobe.”

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lalalafrickyou:

bloody-nips:

i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck

“her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted

(via blackstraps)

Source: bloody-nips

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Valentina’s dumbass CAUGHT IT from shanrock. AND her dumbass fell. Dumb bitch. Why your big ass billboard head bleeding son?